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CD contains 6 hit songs:
Get Out and Vote!
Stone-Cold Dead
The Famine
He's My Daddy
Baby Boogie
Did Charlie Make a Monkey Out of You?

DVD contains:
"Get Out and Vote" video
Professor Poopfossil's intro to  "Did Charlie Make a Monkey Out of You?"
"David and Goliath" dramatic re-enactment performed by Samuel and young Reuben Fischer!

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Click on "Add Album to Cart" to download all 6 songs from "Don't Make Me Come Down There!" CD. All controversial songs. No political correctness here, just the naked truth with a bit of humor thrown in!


Track Title Price
GET OUT AND VOTE! [2:44]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
America is on the slippery slope to hell and it's been greased with the indifference of those who claim to believe in God but do nothing! They don't even vote but they'll murmur and complain and ask, "Why doesn't somebody do something!" We all need to stand up and be counted! We need to vote our values and base our decisions on what this country was founded on! If you are not sure what that is go to our "American Heritage" page and find out.
STONE-COLD DEAD! [3:19]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
Do you really think that criminals will turn in their guns if we pass a law and ask them "pretty please"! And do you really think that it's just the criminals' guns that they are after?
THE FAMINE [4:33]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
THE FAMINE: ©Kerenina Fischer Performed by Karyn Fischer. An 18 year old Australian girl landed at LAX on her way to join her father on a missionary trip to Siberia. It was her first time in America. Her ride was 20 minutes late. As she looked out on all the people her spirit was so moved she took her out her guitar and within minutes "The Famine" was finished.
HE'S MY DADDY/HE'S MY SON! [3:10]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
An energetic exchange between a young boy and his Dad on the ups and downs of their lives together. They obviously love each other and treasure their times together realizing that it won?t always be that way. Love each other while you can!
BABY BOOGIE [2:57]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
Performed by Samuel Fischer. Life from the very moment of conception is seen from the eyes of a young child. He loves and praises his Mother for being willing to carry him through to birth giving him his chance to ?Rock n Roll.?
DID CHARLIE MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF YOU? [3:44]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth!" It must be quite a joke in Heaven as they look down and see all the fools who try in vain to explain away the Creation. This is a funny song from start to finish! I only wish I had written it! Ha!



"HE'S MY DADDY HE'S MY SON" CD Download

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13 song CD "He's My Daddy, He's My Son"--"ROCKIN' FUN-FILLED FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT best describes The Fischers' debut CD! Eight year old, child prodigy, Sam Fischer, and his Dad, Mike, rock out, singing many of the songs they perform at their live shows. Their music has a message and is often humorous, poking fun at such things as evolution and the big bang theory. They sing about love, life, family values and life's lessons. The music is full of life!"... Scroll down to read the complete album review below.


Track Title Price
HE'S MY DADDY [3:10]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
A lively interaction between a Father and son. They sing of the ups and downs in their relationship together. They obviously love each other and they realize that they won't always be together. We've got to love each other now while we've got the chance.
We're Just Kids [2:45]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
As adults we some times move way to fast for our kids and they want us to slow down. Then by the time they're teens we need them to slow down for us! Ha
BABY BOOGIE [2:56]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
Life from the moment of conception as seen through the eyes of a young child. He praises his mother for carrying him through to birth and giving him his chance to Rock'n Roll!
TWO FROGS [2:11]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
From the famous story about the two frogs that fell into a can of cream. One frog immediately quit, threw in the towel and drowned. The other kept kicking and splashing until he churned the cream into butter and hopped out. You've got to keep fighting and don't give up!
HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AT YOURSELF [3:07]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
When you're down it sometimes helps to have a good laugh at yourself! It's never quite as bad as it looks! So lighten up! Laugh!
DID CHARLIE MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF YOU? [3:43]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.."
BIG BANG THEORY (INTRO) [1:31]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
Sometimes when I hear people talk about the "evil-ution" and the billions of years that it took and blah, blah, blah ,it really fires me up. How could these people possibly know? They talk like they were there and it's just so much crap! This is a recording I made after hearing one of the nincompoops speak. I hope you like it. We thought we add it to the song "Big Bang Theory".
BIG BANG THEORY [3:02]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
In our schools they are teaching evolution as a fact. They speak like they were there when the Big Bang took place. God must have a pretty big laugh. But then maybe not! It's pretty sad that a whole generation is being taught that there is no God and that in fact we climbed out of some primordial slime pit or evolved from some monkey. Anything but God!
STAY SWEET [3:17]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
It's all about keeping your temper under control, turning the other cheek, staying meek.
SUNSHINE MADNESS [3:15]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
Sunshine Madness is the happy spirit of love and freedom that only comes from the hand of God. It's better than any high you can get in this life and it will see you through anything!
BOOMERANG [4:24]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
Life is like a boomerang and what you sew will come back on you. It's funny but then serious as well.
CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN [2:51]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
A good man won't quit, you can knock him down but he'll get back up and when things look really dark he'll get the help he needs from above!
PRODIGAL SON [4:04]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
Most folks have heard the story that Jesus told of the Prodigal Son. We all stray at some time or other and if we just turn around and start for home God will run to meet us and take us back into his loving arms.
TOO LATE [3:41]  [lyrics] $0.99
 
Some things in life we miss because we are too late. There is one thing you don't want to be too late for and that is God's saving grace. If you miss that you've missed the whole point of life itself. Receive Jesus while you can as soon as you can and start the life of love and light that He gave his life for. It's there and it's free! Just ask him into your heart.



Album Reviews
He's My Daddy, He's My Son
Online Music Review by Mark Fischer at www.1340.mag.com

“Dynamic Father and Son Duo: Rockin’-Fun-Filled-Family Entertainment.” That is a spot on description of this album... good clean kids/family entertainment!A country tinged oldies rock album filled to the brim with original songs led by the father and son duo. What is perhaps the most surprising is the quality of the music. This kids/family album is top notch as far as production and songwriting is concerned, a point too often ignored in this genre. Another notable aspect of this album is its strong Christian family values. While most of the songs are really on the “cute” aspect of family entertainment, there are some songs (such as “Can’t Keep a Good Man Down”, “Big Bang Theory,” and “Did Charley (CHARLES DARWIN) Make a Monkey Out of You?”) that take a strong faith based stand. This may bother those inclined to other beliefs but there is a plethora of other songs to choose from that are more universally appealing. The centerpiece of this album though is young Sam Fischer. I believe this young man is bound for a Broadway show. Sam is a lot of fun on this album, and his trade-off vocals with Mike have a very genuine feel to them, it’s awesome to hear something so positive.  Iif you are concerned with finding quality music that you can enjoy WITH your young children then you should check this out because I think you’ll love it!

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He's My Daddy, He's My Son
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“Dynamic Father and Son Duo: Rockin’-Fun-Filled-Family Entertainment.”  That is a spot on description of this album... good clean kids/family entertainment!  (Read full review below...)

Autographed 8x10 photo
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Beautiful autographed 8x11 photo of The Fischer Family!

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Beautiful autographed photo of the stars of the Fischers... Sam (11) and Reuben (7).

Autographed 8x10 photo
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Beautiful enlarged personally autographed photo of Mike and Sam from the cover of "He's My Daddy, He's My Son" CD... with your name on it!

The Fischers Logo T-Shirt
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Good quality T-shirt with the beautiful logo of "The Fischers" Sizes come in kids 4-14, adults S-XXL!  Colors come in Blue and Pink.

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We are a small Christian family who live by faith and rely on donations and sales of merchandise from those who are in a position to give. If you have supported our mission to help keep The Fischers and the "Get Out And Vote" message alive, thank you! If you haven't, please buy a downloadable version of "Get Out and Vote!" CD or DVD song or order the complete package CD/DVD combo disc from Our Store.  We thank you for your interest in what we have to say and hope you will visit us again soon and TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT US!

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